(via No More Babies: Because I realized that all the greatness I hope to obtain through feats of unimaginable awesomeness, matters not if my children grow to be repugnant douches)
Day 2 if family in California and son is paying for touch air port and air line floors and sticking his hands in his mouth. Violent vomiting and diarrhoea… Thank goodness I learned to function on 2 hours sleep years ago. #motherhood #love #work #shoes

Day 2 if family in California and son is paying for touch air port and air line floors and sticking his hands in his mouth. Violent vomiting and diarrhoea… Thank goodness I learned to function on 2 hours sleep years ago. #motherhood #love #work #shoes

Finally getting a moment. Arrived home from work a few minutes to 8 PM and made pasta for the toddlers.  They are enjoying dinner by 8:15 pm. My mother worked upwards of 70 hours and we always had a home cooked meal. The bar was set high. #motherhood #dinner #organic

Finally getting a moment. Arrived home from work a few minutes to 8 PM and made pasta for the toddlers. They are enjoying dinner by 8:15 pm. My mother worked upwards of 70 hours and we always had a home cooked meal. The bar was set high. #motherhood #dinner #organic

Maya why are you gyrating while 9 months pregnant? LOL She is dedicated to her craft. #Hilarious #motherhood #pregnancy

(Source: mrgolightly, via dynastylnoire)

Because of a tyrannical toddler I’m operating off of 2 hours of sleep, instead of coffee, I swing my hair back and forth while making funny faces. #motherhood #toddlers #tantrums  (Taken with Instagram)

Because of a tyrannical toddler I’m operating off of 2 hours of sleep, instead of coffee, I swing my hair back and forth while making funny faces. #motherhood #toddlers #tantrums (Taken with Instagram)

(via Boob vs Food)
Had to make the baby’s food before bed. Organic sweet potato. I also made myself some with cinnamon, nutmeg and agave nectar for lunch.

Had to make the baby’s food before bed. Organic sweet potato. I also made myself some with cinnamon, nutmeg and agave nectar for lunch.

Joy, because there are no accidents and because motherhood Rocks! The things I never thought I wanted or was ready for were the things that made me great and brought me contentment!

Joy, because there are no accidents and because motherhood Rocks! The things I never thought I wanted or was ready for were the things that made me great and brought me contentment!

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